Attention monkey's market minute subcribers:
Givesendbro has stripe back now!
I filled up my wallet with enough $ for the rest of the year.
I am a proud shill of MMM.
TFM is literally certified in this shit and it shows because he doesn't over explain shit to confuse me like every other financial advisor I've met.
Thanks to monkey I now know more about investing than any normie I know and It only took a few minutes a day.
I had an epiphany watching pigeons.
My beef with normies isn't just that they're stupid, It's that they're slow.
Normies are like pigeons in the road with car coming at them in the distance.
Unless the threat is right in front of them with 0 layers of abstraction they will carry on like business as usual.
Drives me nuts but that's life.
How to protect yourself if you still deal with women:
1. Have cameras
I know it's weird to film amateur porn every time you fuck but this is the hand we're dealt.
2. Audio recording: If you're not in your house record the audio of her in the act\giving consent.
This is what saved Chris Brown.
3. Consent\release forms
I've seen them thrown out in court before so make sure you combine them with #1 or #2
4. Don't fuck crazy bitches
I know it's fun but i never ends well
My dad yelled at me saying the capitol insurrectionists should be hung for what they did...🙄
I hate when people make me defend people I don't care about.
The capitol "rioters" are useful idiots who fell for a psyop.
That doesn't make it okay to shoot unarmed protestors and imprison them without due process.
Noone should lose their rights for being dumb.
After all we let women vote and they're not in jailed when they do stupid shit.
It's so exhausting talking to normies I swear😡
You guys I feel really stupid.
So when covid unemployment was showered on everyone I never applied for it due to my principles.
Well I found out i could have made 2X my income on umemployment working 0 hours.
Instead I made minimum wage while busting my ass for 40 hours...
TLDR: When you see free money, take it. Just don't become dependent on it .
Animations, memes, and philosophy.
ZERO TOLERANCE for:
TFM slander
LOW-IQ