You should call your trigger finger a "monkey's paw."
When you wish something to the monkey's paw, one of its fingers curls and stiffens; just like your hand.
Has anyone wished anything on your chimp paw? Something to think about.
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when you understand how a magic trick works, it kinds feels sad watching the people perform them.
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@Based_Accelerationist @kaiservenom Islam views Jesus as a prophet, hence the affront here.
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@Based_Accelerationist @kaiservenom That must All Abrahamic religions are being the worst Cancer in human history.
But I will admit I haré Christianity Even more the other 2.
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WTC was literally steel cage on the outside and on the inside. But they want us to believe it collapsed under the weight of couple floors like a pancake? Yeah. Sure...
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Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Am I right, my fellow hhhhhhhhwite people? 
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Here's one example I found of an undecided voter favoring Trump after the attempt:
Source: https://x.com/wildbarestepf/status/1812349004530983364
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guys, for most leftist this is the reason they don't do most things so, celebrate the win.
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