RoofKorean @[email protected]

Here is my method to stay up to date about the latest developments in the wars happening everywhere.

I check the Federated tab, and if I see nothing but anime girls, then everything is calm.

If I see a bunch of screen-grabs from telegram along with maps, then shit might be happening.

If I see videos of explosions along with pro-Islamic memes, then shit just got real.

Victoria's secret

@37712 @ButtWorldsMan @marlathetourist Happy to be of help for the community.

@Tfmonkey Did you see this? Maverick did a segment on how the US is in over its head getting into more wars and pretending to be the global hegemon. Meanwhile, china, russia, BRICS, etc are turning on the US because it's clear America is weak.

https://youtu.be/A7eabTjF9JU?si=OzPoAAHF-krEIBZa

British man held by Taliban for 8 months. Goes on vacation from women. Comes back. Immediately regrets it.

The only thing better than having the best waifu in the world.

@marlathetourist that's typically called weaponized autism. Here it's weaponized for the greater good.

@DoubleD @marlathetourist we can do that in the sequel:

Hijab Jihad: Return of the Pimp Hand

Strange problems require strange solutions.

A companion movie to @Tfmonkey's new children's book, Lucas the Mucus.

Title: Little Troy and the Trojan Pitbull

@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic
Let it be known to the record that TFM has had his mouth filled with J-cum. It was not the proudest moment of his life. He preferred Russian cum even back then. Very proud of that.

If you pay attention to what TFM says about himself, it all just starts falling into place.

Thank you for your service.