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9 A lot of people came when they heard that Jesus was there. They also wanted to see Lazarus, because Jesus had raised him from death. 10 So the chief priests made plans to kill Lazarus. 11 He was the reason that many of the people were turning from them and putting their faith in Jesus.

John 12:9-11 Contermporry English Version

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=john%2012%3A9-11&version=CEV

Jesus rises Lazarus from the dead & then the teachers of the Kike religion want Lazarus killed to destroy evidence / witnesses

@sardonicsmile

Income tax is a violation of the fifth amendment because they have to compensate you greater than or equal to the income they take from you for there to be just compensation

Compensating you an equal amount of money to the money they take from you would result in a net income tax of zero

@marlathetourist

Is there bear eating the person or is the bear trying to save them from drowning by pulling them up by grabbing them by the back or the clothes on their back with their mouth

@sardonicsmile

"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" is a 1953 novelty song, with lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by Nat Simon...
The lyrics humorously refer to the official renaming of the city of Constantinople to Istanbul. The song's original release, performed by The Four Lads, was certified as a gold record. Numerous cover versions have been recorded over the years, most famously a 1990 version by They Might Be Giants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istanbul_(Not_Constantinople)

I did not understand this so I looked it up