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@news404

Not being able to delay gratification for safety reasons would raise the death rate

@nomebullyyou

Who would have ever thought that to a uninformed person poisonous mushrooms look the same as regular mushrooms

@freepatriot

I presume if someone appears on the news they are most likely one of the following even if they are claimed to be an elected politician or corporate CEO or other celebrity

Robots
Hired thespian actors
Computer Generated Images
Muppets

I assume Hollywood actors are played by actors playing an actor

@nomebullyyou

Leaks
Potatoes
Tofu
Coconut Flakes

Could make a good soup

Might be better with pepper, paprika, chili flakes, garlic, ginger and possibly salt added in addition

Potatoes, Onions, Water, Salt and Skim Milk can make a good soup if you drink milk, you cut the potatoes and onions thin so that they flavor the water when cooked, the potatoes should turn the water slightly white if done correctly but for some reason it does not taste good without a little bit of milk added

@Gonzo17

Those might have been Ashkenazi or Sephardic Jewish Sunder Commandos doing that if that happened which it most likely did not happen and if it did happen and it was done by German soldiers they were most likely punished if caught because they were not allowed to kill Ashkenazi or Sephardic Jews without authorization based on a crime Ashkenazi or Sephardic Jews did under threat of some sort of legal punishment although I will have to check sources to verify the last claim I heard

@nomebullyyou

1 Is he a Kike

2 Kikes try to raise the age of marriage for everyone else so they can lower the population growth rate of everyone else but Orthodox Jews support a lower age of marriage for Orthodox Jews then everyone else

3 People should not be posting illegal pictures online because it shuts down online groups and creates legal problems but pictures should be legalised because government workers upload them to online groups to shut them down & frame people