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Local Anarchist communities not Worldwide Anarchism
Corporations, United Nations Governments, Most Media and Most Clergy are on Team Evil
The Jewish religion intends to exterminate Christians
The Jewish religion intends to enslave or exterminate Gentiles or Goyim
Palestinians are the true Hebrew Israelites
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Sometimes when I am in an uncomfortable social situation with strangers, and I get bored, I will pretend that we are all sketch comedy actors putting on long-form performance art.
I will attempt to guess, silently, the gimmick each other actor is using to comedic effect.
Of course it would not be sporting if I did not have a gimmmick as well, so mine is The Man Who Fell To Earth. I pretend that I have limited understanding of earth culture.
Juuuuust a little. Just enough that someone might notice, but maybe not say anything.
One of my most successful mini-bits happened about ten years ago, when I had a room full of people convinced I had never heard of the OJ Simpson murder trial. But usually it’s much subtler.
I will attempt to guess, silently, the gimmick each other actor is using to comedic effect.
Of course it would not be sporting if I did not have a gimmmick as well, so mine is The Man Who Fell To Earth. I pretend that I have limited understanding of earth culture.
Juuuuust a little. Just enough that someone might notice, but maybe not say anything.
One of my most successful mini-bits happened about ten years ago, when I had a room full of people convinced I had never heard of the OJ Simpson murder trial. But usually it’s much subtler.
Uncle grandpa said that he is both the uncle and grandpa of everyone in the world
Would this imply every biological parent in the world committed incest
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The existence of someone named Uncle Grandpa suggests some weird incest in the family tree
Chutzpah (Yiddish: חוצפה - /ˈxʊtspə, ˈhʊt-/)[1][2] is the quality of audacity, for good or for bad. The word derives from the Hebrew ḥuṣpāh (חֻצְפָּה), meaning "insolence", "cheek" or "audacity". Thus, the original Yiddish word has a strongly negative connotation, but the form which entered English as a Yiddishism in American English has taken on a broader meaning
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in business
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meaning the amount of courage
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Sephardic Jews are primarily European
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Luis Martinez
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as a spaniard myself, unfortunately yes. it is called "chapuza". i see it again and again and again and again. in fact i have barely seen anything else.
Luis Martinez
@LuisMartinezSu2
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as a spaniard myself, unfortunately yes. it is called "chapuza". i see it again and again and again and again. in fact i have barely seen anything else.
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from Simon Høiberg @SimonHoiberg
Real story from my office in Malaga.
One day, a new company moved into an office next to mine, and they ordered internet.
Same day, my internet disappeared.
I called my ISP, and they sent a technician out to fix it.
All good, except 2 days later, my internet disappeared again. Once again, I called the company, and once again, a technician came and fixed it.
This kept repeating for +2 weeks. Internet kept going down.
Finally, I knocked on the door to the new business that had moved in next door and asked them if they knew anything about this.
They had been experiencing the very same thing!
Turns out, we were using two different ISPs. And when the new office had their internet connected, their technician just unplugged mine, knowing that it was from a different company.
When I called my technician, he would do the same thing. Just unplug theirs, and plug mine back in and call it the day.
Zero fucks given.
So the company next door and I coordinated to call the technicians from each of our ISPs at the same time.
Once they both came, we cornered them in the hallway, demanding that they collaborate and fix this properly.
They were visibly annoyed. It took them +4 hours to drag new cables and free up an extra slot.
After they were done, I asked the company next door "can you believe they just did that" - they just shrugged and said "well, this is Spain".
And unfortunately, they are right.
This type of experience would happen over and over in Spain.
In government offices, in restaurants, with plumbers, electricians, you name it. In Spain, no one really gives a fuck.
Dealing with this stuff almost every day for 2 years became unbearable.
That's why I left.
And that's why I'm so done with these "3rd world countries". Nothing works.
https://xcancel.com/SimonHoiberg/status/2024360116481380477
Real story from my office in Malaga.
One day, a new company moved into an office next to mine, and they ordered internet.
Same day, my internet disappeared.
I called my ISP, and they sent a technician out to fix it.
All good, except 2 days later, my internet disappeared again. Once again, I called the company, and once again, a technician came and fixed it.
This kept repeating for +2 weeks. Internet kept going down.
Finally, I knocked on the door to the new business that had moved in next door and asked them if they knew anything about this.
They had been experiencing the very same thing!
Turns out, we were using two different ISPs. And when the new office had their internet connected, their technician just unplugged mine, knowing that it was from a different company.
When I called my technician, he would do the same thing. Just unplug theirs, and plug mine back in and call it the day.
Zero fucks given.
So the company next door and I coordinated to call the technicians from each of our ISPs at the same time.
Once they both came, we cornered them in the hallway, demanding that they collaborate and fix this properly.
They were visibly annoyed. It took them +4 hours to drag new cables and free up an extra slot.
After they were done, I asked the company next door "can you believe they just did that" - they just shrugged and said "well, this is Spain".
And unfortunately, they are right.
This type of experience would happen over and over in Spain.
In government offices, in restaurants, with plumbers, electricians, you name it. In Spain, no one really gives a fuck.
Dealing with this stuff almost every day for 2 years became unbearable.
That's why I left.
And that's why I'm so done with these "3rd world countries". Nothing works.
https://xcancel.com/SimonHoiberg/status/2024360116481380477
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People in free countries have personal responsibility.
People in police states are retarded slaves.
I support a pathway from India to Israel
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The Disaster that is the India-EU Trade Deal This trade deal is not just a goods-and-services deal. It is a structured pathway for significantly expanded movement of Indian nationals, students, researchers, professionals, and "skilled workers," in
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@Tfmonkey Tariffs will be added to the Clarity act thru Congress in digital stable coin commodities trade
What would conservative mean in Britain, would it mean conserving the British monarchy?
I would support
Operation British Freedom
In which the United States declares war on Britain and demands that the monarchy surrender their title and position of leadership and in which represented democracy is installed
Just like when the United States took down Hussein in Iraq to install Democracy and make it free
David Icke was said to undermine democracy for saying he wanted some Democracy
Tarriffs do not tax small businesses
Tarriffs tax international mega corporations who can afford to ship overseas
If I pretend the national debt is real and that Presidents are not stage actors performing lines by script writers and pretend the national debt should be repaid and pretend the budget should be balanced
Then I would support Trump's stated plan of a 10% global tarriff
But there is no need to balance the budget or pay off the debt when money is created out of nothing
I hope this tarriff promotes more local production of local goods and services
I do not support Trump's Pro Netanyahu policies
It can be an entire street that is multiple miles long and between you and the destination adding an extra 10 miles to your trip with the shortest legal route between two points
What if Halsey is there for us to learn to do the opposite of whatever he says or does most of the time?
It is like the angel with the red pitch fork there on your shoulder in cartoons to give you bad advice
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Americans are completely retarded now.
Americans say legalizing gambling means gambling is mandatory.
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It looks to me like100% of so called juggers who are muggers in this video are not white, maybe I made a mistake I did not start counting right away while watching
If by fascist you mean a fusion between governments and corporations that supports discrimination based on race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, disability status and ancestry
Antifa so called Antifascists are the most fascist people I know of
Israel has weapons of mass destuction
Nationalism not Globalism
Local Anarchist communities not Worldwide Anarchism
Corporations, United Nations Governments, Most Media and Most Clergy are on Team Evil
The Jewish religion intends to exterminate Christians
The Jewish religion intends to enslave or exterminate Gentiles or Goyim
Palestinians are the true Hebrew Israelites
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@shortstories
merovingian dot club
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