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Hey, remember how I said getting my keyboard to work right on macOS would be a simple matter of changing a few of the keymappings on the QMK firmware?

Turns out, since the last time I worked with those mappings, QMK has completely changed how keyboards are defined and laid out in the source files.

So fuck me I guess I'm just not allowed to build any firmware at all until I completely redo all the work I did four years ago, because their automatic translation layer doesn't fucking work either.

>Rick turns himself into a pickle (again) and is kidnapped by galactic security agents, mistaking him for a veggie tale character who has escaped containment.

Ukrajina vymiera, Kyjev je pripravený dovážať milióny pracovníkov z Afriky, — European Conservative Kvôli demografickému kolapsu Kyjev vážne diskutuje o dovoze miliónov gastarbeiterov z Afriky.

http://www.casusbelli.live/

http://www.casusbelli.live/
Fínsko chce zrušiť obmedzenia na dovoz a skladovanie jadrových zbraní v krajine Príslušný návrh vláda predložila parlamentu. „Vláda navrhuje odstrániť právne prekážky, ktoré bránia dovozu jadrových zariadení do Fínska

https://imgflip.com/i/apwg87

Pictures

Netanyahu holding up a sign with a picture of a bonbon candy tray in it sorrounded by a red circle with a line through it

Map of Florida

Words

Florida has weapons of mass destruction

https://imgflip.com/i/apwc7e

Netanyahu holding up sign meme

Sign is overlayed with a picture of BonBon candy

Reads no candy for you goyim

https://imgflip.com/i/apwepe

Picture of Netanyahu's face on top of a picture of a tray of bonbon candy

words

I own all the bon bons in the world and if your hungry then your anti-semitic

Picture of someone holding an emoty bowl

words
Please sir may I have some porridge

Words
What should we do the people are out of bread
Words
Let them eat bonbons

Picture of Netanyahu and Trump shaking hands next to an Israeli flag

Picture of BonBon candy container full of candy except one missing piece

https://imgflip.com/i/apwdx5

Does anyone get the feeling that if our overlords decreed that everyone must have their thumbs amputated, Americans would agree that the law makes sense and must be obeyed?

https://www.ajc.com/opinion/2026/03/us-is-headed-for-a-debt-spiral-at-this-rate-iran-war-makes-things-worse/

‘Not sick’: Aussie men push back on paid period leave in the workplace.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/not-sick-aussie-men-push-back-on-paid-period-leave-in-the-workplace/news-story/b1c05868e0363d4b7092016eb26b4104

The Morning Constitutional: April 15th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v78v118-the-morning-constitutional-april-15th-2026.html

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-april-15th-2026_AsUOl7nCeO9Zr6w.html

Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/jn6GV8HbBQ3S/

Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-04-15-07-59-59:2

@MrpoopyButhole 1940s cartoon https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lk1jClafUZQ

1 Earth day is celebrated on the 22nd and the number 22 is symbolic of sacrifice in some traditions

2 One of the cofounders of earth day is called Gay Lord

3 One of the other cofounders of earth day was claimed to have killed his girlfriend and composted her according to this article

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna42711922

4 Kikes commit more pollution per person on average than those they classify as Goyim due to their role as a manageroal class. One Kike commits more pollution than one Asian Indian

@Mr_Mister it's because whites report crimes and nogger crimes are not counted

@Mr_Mister If you changed that from states to be a finer grain and include cities, you'd see something even more revealing.

Hmmmm interesting

Mark Corske's engines of domination

Lifting Veils

Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWq5YnH6n6c&app=desktop

Archived at web dot archive dot org

https://web.archive.org/web/20160816073908/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWq5YnH6n6c&app=desktop

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