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Two critically endangered parrots have escaped London Zoo.

Blue-throated macaws Lily and Margot were on a routine flight when they flew out of their enclosure on Monday.

London Zoo has asked for any sightings to be reported to them, adding the two blue and yellow-feathered birds were likely to stick together.

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The zoo has asked for any sightings to be reported to [email protected] with a photo and geo coordinates.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c04l90xq993o

The couple said their white neighbor taught the parrot the slur after they refused to let her prune the top of their tree to improve her view.

Police said the bird is owned by Sue Kaufman, who could not be reached for comment.

Tymony said Kaufman has ignored her complaints and lets the bird out into the backyard four or five times a week. She said it repeats the slur about six times a minute for up to one-half hour.

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1986/06/13/Fouled-by-racist-parrot/3936519019200/

Kaufman, white or Jewish?

Florida police were called for a woman screaming 'let me out.' It was a parrot.

The deputies did not find what they were expecting after a neighbor reported hearing a woman screaming for help.

https://www.today.com/pets/florida-parrot-mistaken-screaming-woman-t171120

“Sometimes Rambo yells 'help, help, let me out,'" explained the man. "(It's) something I taught him when I was a kid and Rambo lived in a cage."

Kid Cudi says Diddy broke into his home, unwrapped his family's Christmas gifts, and shut his dog in the bathroom

Yahoo News

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kid-cudi-says-diddy-broke-155925856.html

When women block other women from being hired because they consider them to pretty to be hired

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8zPcKPRTGY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpw5sbQkms

DNA tests should not be trusted as a primary form of evidence

1 DNA can spread in such a way that even if it did wiork it could lead to wrong conclusions because it spreads so easily

2 Many claims about DNA matching someone could be wrong the way DNA tests were used in the past because historically they used to chop up the molecues then sort them by size potentially scrambling the order

3 Someone could say they did DNA tests that led to a conclusion and lie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JpCg-j_rHQ

Analysis of metropolis movie use of lighting to symbolize "loss of humanity"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EVysz_kVYCs

Trust the science guy talking about only correct way to lift weights debunked

If Kikes quit positions in the media industry then black people would behave better over all

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhVXzJKjqaM

So sometimes when people do certain repetetive exercises the key limiting factor is not their muscles strength or endurance but their skin

Skin rubbing against objects having the potential for injury can prevent more repetitions , or effect grip which limits object weight which limits how much strength, speed, flexibility or endurance you develop

This can apply to weightlifting, dynamic stretching, walking ,running and practicing using martial arts tools

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iCR4lYicXSQ

Parrots removed from public display for saying unacceptable n word

Black person complains about other black people

https://merovingian.club/web/@shortstories/114547065432895491