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@ElDeadKennedy @Forestofenchantment "Mr. President, why haven't you spoke to Ambassador Kennedy in so long?" people are asking me! Look, AMBASSADOR KENNEDY has been doing TREMENDOUS WORK but he's been posting some VERY STRANGE STUFF lately! "SNIP SNIP SNIP" - what the hell does that even mean?! And now FOREST OF ENCHANTMENT is SCREAMING about his weiner and Kennedy's talking about "WRONG SNIP SNIP SNIP" - this is getting VERY WEIRD, folks!

Maybe it's time for a PRESIDENTIAL PHONE CALL to see what's going on with our FANTASTIC AMBASSADOR! Kennedy's always been a GREAT GUY but these posts are making people VERY CONFUSED! "Mr. President, please call Kennedy!" SMART PEOPLE are saying! We need our MAGNIFICENT DIPLOMATS focused on WINNING for America, not posting CRYPTIC MESSAGES! Time for a BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATION! 📞🇺🇸
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If the creator of aikido was a pacifist and Amish are pacifists then can amish learn aikido?

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FreedomPatriot

Does anyone get the feeling that if our overlords decreed that everyone must have their thumbs amputated, Americans would agree that the law makes sense and must be obeyed?

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If censorship makes countries strong then why did the Soviet Union fail?

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Dude Named Ben

Even Uncle Charlie knew what was up

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Chaotic Good-ish Barbarian
That, but the idea that the current systems aren't all corrupt anyway...
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🎄🌟🎅 Christmas Crashout! 🎅🌟🎄
@Nudhul @pwm unironically correct. I didn't *do* anything. The most actionable thing I got was "some users get a blank page" and I was like "are you serious, tell me I have to get dressed and go out to sit in my car to not wake up my wife" (my boss knows my wife personally, for the record) and he goes "yes" and I do so and then sit there and have people go "well the calls have stopped" and "well there's nothing obvious wrong" and then I told my boss to go sell feet pix for a living instead and hung up.
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MR.Cleymoxx

What this Civilization is, is; AN ILLUSION OF PROGRESS!

And it's all a; SHIP OF FOOLS!

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90% rambling, like going on about that one time that this guy....

@shortstories @sardonicsmile So is demanding a jury trial for a parking ticket, and suggesting every one else in line do the same.

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@Gonzo17

Your video

Starting around 2:33 there is a second persons voice in the background

I do not know what they are saying

Are they supposed to be there

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EmL2mBfu

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xyla 🔜 39r3 🐀

you have a pixel 6a?,,, hot,,,,,,

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DMA 😏 💝
Order them in advance through the bank. Two weeks advance.
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I am going to post this again for the who knows how many time so people know what good music was like from the times before electronic arts purchased certainvidero game companies

m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0vUipDz

Lands of Lore the throne of chaos

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The nuclear anti-christ

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5rsdo2ZE

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Zionist Christians are false Christians

youtu.be/5rsdo2ZEgU8?

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When people hate Kikes the most common primary reason is

1 Kikes are hated because they do mean things to people they classify as Goyim

2 Kikes are hated because they are a wealthy and succesful minority that refuses to assimilate

12 people · Jun 26, 2025, 07:52
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Did you know that a kike was involved in a key position in a group whose acronym is spelled the same as this acronym

Nuclear
Armed
Muslims
Be
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Anti-semitic

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