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@shortstories Fluoridated toothpaste instructs you not to swallow it.
I think it's pretty straightforward: The stuff's good for your teeth and bad for the rest of you.

Alex Jones is in on the Owen thing. He's just helping create drama to help his friend get more traction on his new venture and start off strong.

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@Tfmonkey Halsey is full of shit, again.
Venezuela's oil exports fell in July as partners awaited US authorizations | Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/venezuelas-oil-exports-fell-july-partners-awaited-us-authorizations-2025-08-04/

Even the wiki kikes agree Venezuela loves Russia. I wonder what the Scooby doo mystery is Halsey.
Russia–Venezuela relations - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia%E2%80%93Venezuela_relations

1 Reuters was purchased by a kike

2 and reuters owns associated press

3 and both republican and democrat leaning mainstream media sources get the same stories from associated press

4 and associated press is capable of writing fiction stories and calling them news

5 and it is not legitimate to fact check a news outlet that gets it's stories from associated press with another news outlet that gets it's stories from associated press

What percent of these five claims are true

@genmaicha I spend almost 2 hours running around searching for a laundromat because google gives me nothing except dry cleaning places. I finally get one miles away and I have to jog there. Get there to discover they only accept a payment app, not cash. Big sign over the change machine saying you HAVE to use the app.

Surprise, the app does not work.

There are no other laundromats around so I hatch a scheme. I'm just going to pay someone else to use their app to start the machine. Cold approach.

I need cash to do this so I scramble to find an ATM. Thankfully there's one close by. Looks sketchy as fuck but it's what I need right now. Get 40 bucks out.

Go back and find out that you NEED QUARTERS specifically to buy soap. Not cash. Only quarters. At the cashless laundromat.

Run back over to a gas station and buy fuckin soap elsewhere.

Now I have soap so I cold approach a guy and ask if I can give him $10 to just tap his phone on my washing machine. He's sketched out as fuck but after I show him what is happening when I try to use the app he agrees.

After he explains to me that you CAN actually use quarters to start the machine you just need a metric fucking retard amount of them ($5.00 worth). He leaves shortly after so now I'm stuck trying to get quarters.

So now I've got them washing and I have to run back to the gas station, tell the guy my life story to convince him to trade me $10 for a roll of quarters.

Now my clothes are drying before I have to walk 2 miles back

@shortstories AP isn't owned by Reuters, they're just a bunch of local morons trading badly researched articles across the world. Reuters has a definite slant but I haven't caught them outright lying like AP will do.

Hardeep Singh Destroys Western Agenda Embarrassing U.S again https://youtube.com/watch?v=kRKBzBRmvnM&si=B0S0c1tTQRtBep8b

Kind of what happened to me a few months ago. Was told I would get an MRI, turns out I instead got an ultrasound where she didn't even cover the area I told her and my doctor I was feeling the problem in. I knew I should have been more discriminatory with choosing a doctor. He was young and black and only after my insurance money. I'm going with old and white next time. The kind who would stand on your chest to yank a molar by brute force.

recently i have had an experience with older woman, first some old bitch probably been scammed by some dude in Bagdad, and she entered the Walgreens i was in line in, and started screaming for help, that she didn't understand technology and she needed to send money, SHE LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME, and by her looking at me, everyone looked at me. yea i help her get scammed, she wanted my number to help her more, i ignored her and left, i hide waiting she left with her husband that was in the car.

And the second time was today, i was in the store right next to my house, every time i go on break, i go home to check on my mom, and while i was waiting for my turn, this old lady asked me if i could take her to get her medicine. BITCH WHERE YOUR HUSBAND? YOURS KIDS? YOUR GRANDKIDS.

i told he i was on my break and left, some old guy wanted to give me " words of God." and i told him i don't care and left, the fuck is wrong with this old ass farts?

finally gold has reached the level it had in the 80s, adjusted for inflation. So, good inflation hedge.

This is why MGTOW will never be mainstream.
They outman and outgun us.

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