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@Tfmonkey hold on I need to up my trolling game one more level.

Look, she's even offering you a slice in the last one. Take it. Mmmmmmmmmmmm cheesy.

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@UncleIroh @Tfmonkey
>What if I also like to give my audience an update about my progress (or lack thereof) to help them in their own situations?

I think this might be the disconnect here. The reason people keep giving unsolicited advice is because they don't see it as something they can learn from, but TFM genuinely needing help. They don't see it the way he does, thus leading to the interpretation that he's just complaining.

@DoubleD @Tfmonkey it's simple. Some turbo sperg was gassing himself up as the bestest superest dick suckiest nigga around in an effort to pre-impress TFM so that monke would be receptive to his "advice." Then he sent him an email telling him the most basic bitch advice, and pics of himself as well I guess.

Did he send you dick pics, Tifum?

@Tfmonkey @UncleIroh He already said he'll go back to keto. Meanwhile the rest of us sleeping gigachads get to eat pizza and cake.

@Tfmonkey Got willy wonka on the brain lately, huh? Must be due to all the weight you've gained. Thinking of candy and other fat people things.

@Tfmonkey shut the fuck up faggot what do you know you're not even a doctor bitch you're just a stupid monkey you want pics I'll send you pics they'll blow your fucking mind motherfucker if you listen to me you'll be able to do pullups again nobody else better reply to this post because it's meant for you and only you I'll be fucking pissed otherwise so I'm a doctor who's been doctoring as soon as I left the womb you best fucking listen to me and you'll stop being retarded for once

@VooDooMedic Nukes are like a wrecking ball. Sure, it get the job done, but there's nothing but a mess left over.

Mass shooters are like a scalpel.

@VooDooMedic in america that's called a nigger beater. In australia it's called an abo swatter.

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