New "compliance" trainee was hired on site. I'm pretty sure she's literally a gorilla. The keyboard player from Showbiz Pizza had more expression in its face and thoughts behind it than this blank-staring individual.
Someone just made a joke, too. And this thing is the only one in a room of 50 people who kept the same blank, lost expression. Not even a smirk. The only movement I've seen from this NPC is scratching its face and SOMETIMES turning the head left or right. It's a zombie.
@kaiservenom @Tfmonkey They're beautiful.
@ruprecht Dumb bitches. Always 10 years behind but fully confident still in their intelligence, knowledge, and wisdom.
@37712 I like songs that have talk about coming to life sung by a girl. That's some waifu goodness.
@Tfmonkey Holy shit, for a guilt-free Twix I'd pay extra per treat. Thanks for the heads up.
@martianvenator She's definitrly making a show of gravity, I'll give her that.
@Jonny So smort. Thanks.
@Jonny It wasn't exactly a riddle.
@Jonny
The joke is that the booger refused to be flicked off (as you said), and is still on my finger, and has been there since 1987.
I can show you to the bathroom but I can't hold your dick for you.
(Except for this time -- no homo)
@Jonny Been there since 1987.
@BowsacNoodle @Terry He can suck my dick outside twice.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.
Joined Jul 2022
