TenaciousWolf @[email protected]

Do not give a man a fish. Teach them to fish.

Do not give a fatty weight loss. Teach them to change their mindset to not be worthless fat fuck piles of lard.

Help them help themselves.

More like the dumbest thing

. . . so I made my own version.

@WashedOutGundamPilot Reminder to not pay anything for women you're not friends or going out with already

Guy find out that computers he bought had child P

Later he finds out it belonged to FBI

https://youtube.com/shorts/AyZfW-ihOzs?si=g5eq1SjAN5RaraIz

https://www.mediaite.com/entertainment/green-day-changes-the-lyrics-of-american-idiot-to-bash-the-maga-agenda-during-abcs-new-years-eve-show/

POV: You're an IRS agent in April.

@RoninGrey @TenaciousGoat

That's nice, best way to stay in shape is to make it easy.

You would think a pastry doing pull-ups wouldn't deform the door but they just don't make things like they used to.

@RoninGrey @ButtWorldsMan

I'm convinced that the sex robot revolution is going to change men at least as much as social media has changed women.

Women have no idea what's coming - a tidal wave of male disinterest that they cannot cope with.

@ButtWorldsMan idk why people ask bitches anything at all about anything at all, even subjects they should allegedly know something about.

Aww sheeit. I used to have this record as a child. Played it all the time on my parents' record player.

This has their best version of "Witch Doctor" on it, too. But the rest of the album is ridiculously good quality.

1980's Chipmunks, man. Great recordings.

https://youtu.be/6mZl6sex_kM?feature=shared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31HaTbWONmQ

@basedbagel @TenaciousGoat Raccoons aren't that heavy, so that's not a problem for my door frame. But yeah, same convenience. I can hide it right behind the door and everything still looks clean.