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@basedbagel I like the needy/clingy girls, but I have severe abandonment issues so ...

Over and out fediverse....
Same bat time, same bat channel 2morrow...

@FinalDresdonation Ali Express. You can't buy them on Amazon because of all the copyrighted ROMs.

@Wopu I've tried those USB controllers, but they have to be mapped to the keyboard inputs and I like being able to just turn something on and know that it "works" rather than having to adjust things between games.

It was a simpler more innocent time.

@Wopu I like having the feel of the "real thing". I own a handfull of "mini" consoles and some Arcade cabinets.

I got the SF2000 because it has the feel of a SNES controller. A jailbroken modern handheld just wouldn't feel the same.

I think the SNES controller has the best feel of any old school console. The SF2000 even adds a little thumbstick if you don't want to use the D-pad, which is a nice modern touch.

Plus it's like $20 and comes with all the roms, so you can't really go wrong.

Changing the TV System from NTSC to PAL doesn't affect the other emulators, so you can just leave your settings on PAL and everything will run fine.

For those who don't know, NTSC and PAL settings refer to North American and European TV refresh rates, so game consoles had to be tweaked to work correctly in different regions.

For whatever reason, all emulators can detect and adjust to NTSC or PAL aside from the SNES and GBA emulators, which have to be manually set to PAL or they lag.

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I've been banned from everything so this is the only way to get the word out about this, so here we go!

I bought the Data Frog SF2000 handheld retro game console (it looks like a Super Nintendo controller).

It's been widely reported that the SNES and GBA emulators are laggy and the games are basically unplayable. However, all you have to do is change your "TV System" in settings from NTSC to PAL. This fixes the SNES lag completely. The GBA still feels slightly off, but is now playable.

@CygnusX1 she doesn't look half Asian at all. She looks more like Lara Croft than Celestina. Lara Croft is great and all, but she isn't my waifu for laifu.

@mutageno dwarfs used to build mighty kingdoms and fight dragons. Now they just bitch while their women fuck orks.

Middle Earth has fallen bros.

@Ness2000 At any point Alex could have stepped in and vouched for me that I didn't want to debate, but he just sat there and watched it happen until I was tired of having my time wasted and left.

@iboughtcryptowhoops These are so adorable. I wish there was a way to normalize the size of the chimp as normal chimp size. A lot of these pictures are good but I'm either too big or too small.

@Wopu do you have any idea how old 40 is in chimp years?

Don't look at her ...

She's not worth your time ...

I know where she's been ...

Spinning Robot Pussy is temporary, but the glory of Patriarchy is eternal.

@iboughtcryptowhoops These all look really amazing even if I'm WAAAAAY too big in most of them. I'm just a normal chimp, not a 1970s Planet of the Apes chimp man hybrid.

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