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@kaiservenom That doesn't make any sense. Moles have long noses and beady little eyes. Does that sound like Jews to you?

@Wopu once you learn the magic tricks of using washes, speed paints, and dry brushing, you can turn a lot of basic toys into works of art.

Twitter is funny because nowhere else on the internet has people that are so monumentally bad at personal finance building huge brands on how to invest or manage assets

@Wopu make a fist, stick your middle finger knuckle out to create a more fine point, and punch someone on the side of their arm in the "divot" where their shoulder, bicep, and tricep intersect.

@Engineer and when these people are broke and poor, they'll blame Capitalism.

@ButtWorldsMan math is "white magic" that allowed white people to overthrow the Kangs and rewrite history, leaving blacks in Africa to eat dirt cookies and shake their rattles to cure diseases.

Legends say you can learn this magic in a place called "School".

@ButtWorldsMan Using Destiny-debating tactics to argue against basic math.

@Jm That actually looks pretty good. what is the stuffing made of? I use a shredding memory foam body pillow because pillow stuffing doesn't provide enough firmness to approximate a person's body.

@Stahesh @PapaPole I tried fasting. I would lose a few pounds, but then my energy levels would crash, and I would need to reset my metabolism and it would cause me to regain whatever few pounds I lost.

Keto is the only thing that's ever worked for me because I can eat when I need to eat.

@cowanon "their countries" being the operative word.

People won't take responsibility for something they have no authority over.

Let the lesbians and trannies fight Russia and China. You got this girl. Slay queen!

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