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@midway marinades don't tenderize meat, they infuse the meat with flavor like a sauce without the sauce.

I could tenderize the meat with a meat tenderizer, but it's fine.

@Mr_Mister corruption is a problem because it's what attracts people to power in the first place.

what's the point of having power if you can't misuse it to benefit you and yours?

Imagine if Washington wasn't corrupt. Why would anyone donate to politicians if they simply voted based on the best interests of the country?

@WALFTEAM What if these suicides aren't suicides, but the Army is listing them as suicides to disguise casualties against Hamas that might be embarrassing?

Like how the American soldiers we send to Ukraine and get killed by the Russians mysteriously die in "training accidents" on American bases to disguise that we're sending soldiers to Ukraine.

@AWIVR @deprecated_ii a nation has been defined for centuries as a group of people with a common ethnicity, language, and culture who are located within a certain border.

This easy and intuitive definition has been questioned only recently by the same people who can't tell you what a woman is.

@AWIVR @deprecated_ii yes, but Americans can rape as well, but can they rape with tiny micropenises while also smelling like cow shit?

@deprecated_ii Indians have the unique skill of having the smallest dicks on Earth of any race while smelling like shit and being ugly and retarded.

Even Australian Aboriginals can't boast that full-house of dysgenics.

@JedDrudge We just perfect our racism to explode people's heads remotely like in Scanners.

@cyberscumbag "ready to settle down" = pussy blown out and hangs like a wizard's sleeve.

@Mr_Mister It's quite simple:

Step 1: be anti-business
Step 2: watch monopolies form and corporations to get in bed with government to avoid anti-business laws.
Step 3: double down
Step 4: wait for emergency
Step 5: nationalize monopoly you created due to emergency you created
Step 6: starve to death because communism doesn't work

@ArmchairEconomist01 bitcoin can never be money because it is a horrible store of value. All the hype causing the price to go up is ironically ensuring that it will never be used as anything but a get rich quick scheme.

Bitcoin fluctuates too much to be used as money. It's going up now, but could crash tomorrow. Nobody would choose to use that as money for obvious reasons.

@Engineer protein shake powder has a lot of bad stuff in it. You might do well to just drink water.

After eating nothing but steak and butter for about 2 weeks, I now get the appeal of "medium rare". I used to never like rare steak, but I've been buying tougher cuts of steak to save money, and cooking them medium rare makes them easier to chew, and I don't have to saw through them with a steak knife.

@Scubbie BTFO

@shortstories As an American, I have never interacted with a Hmong or Gypsy.

@shortstories I can't remember what they were called. I heard about it on a Jimmy Dore clip and never dug deeper.

@Fullmetal2255 current mood.