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Nothing but anime girls on the timeline, so I guess Hezbollah cucked out and Globohomo wins. God dammit.

Once upon a time, a man felt he was entitled to the most desirable and highest-paying jobs, so he would lie on his resume in order to get interviews.

He always failed the interview and was never hired, but he refused to apply for a normal entry-level job because it was beneath him.

After a few years, nobody would even call him in for interviews anymore and he became bitter, blaming Capitalism and greedy business owners for his unemployment.

He faked an illness and went on disability. The End.

Should I review another sex toy today or take the day off? I haven't taken a day off in a while. Then again, is reviewing a sex toy even count as work when you think about it?

These are the real philosophical questions.

Smégol: "Wicked men; servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. It will soon be ready."

Sam: "Ready to do what?"

Sméagol: "To make His war. The last war that will cover all the world in shadow."

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Here is my method to stay up to date about the latest developments in the wars happening everywhere.

I check the Federated tab, and if I see nothing but anime girls, then everything is calm.

If I see a bunch of screen-grabs from telegram along with maps, then shit might be happening.

If I see videos of explosions along with pro-Islamic memes, then shit just got real.

fresh meme from the meme oven.

For when boomers and zionists causally suggest that America/Israel should use its nukes.

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