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Seeing what's happening in Israel makes me wonder what might happen to the illegally US occupied land in Syria.

Some doctor and fitness expert recently told me that I just need to stop having insomnia, work out for several hours a day, and eat less, and I'd lose all the weight I wanted.

Yeah, no fucking shit.

Did you also know that if you're poor you just need to make more money and spend less, and then you won't be poor? Genius!

Also, if you just become a rich and good looking, you'll get all the women you want. What are you waiting for?

This is boomer tier advice. Give my dick a firm handshake.

Catholics need to STFU about MGTOW and banning waifus until they do something about their communist Pope.

Cast the beam from thine own eye, and thou shalt see clearly to remove the spec from thine brother's eye.

"God hates the tips of little babies dicks" by Trevor Moore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsoRnLy6xwg

I would like to see the Right stop worshipping cops and the military.

For those who still have access to the mainstream, see if you can spread the idea that the Right needs to drop the "back the blue" and "thank you for your service" shit until the cops/military stop "following orders".

All the laws the government passes are just letters to Santa Claus without the police and military to enforce them.

The AI finally gave me a decent "biting lip" picture, which is one of the most adorable faces.

@ButtWorldsMan I hate when the chick has a baby arm growing out of her mouth that pees on me.

@Tfmonkey I'm just sitting on the front page and images keep pouring in. Saving the hilarious ones.

I might fuck around with it when my simpscribtion for unstability runs out.

I tried a new AI website called https://nudeai.com/ but it's based on porn, and I couldn't get it to work 99% of the time. This is the best picture I came up with after 30 minute.

I slept on my shoulder wrong and I think I dislocated it at some point because it hurts like hell.

Fuck getting old.

@blitzdriver @Tfmonkey She *was* definitely a cutie!
Her and Jessica Simpson.
Both dumb as a box of hair, though...