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AUTISTIC TIRADE OF THE DAY:
Looking at the Table of Weights and Measures at the back of my Bible and turning them into Frankenstein's Monster SI units
The density of water is 8284 shekels per cubic cubit. Force is measured in shekel-cubits per tertia squared. I've defined one David to be the number of atoms in one shekel of Carbon-12.
Looking at the Table of Weights and Measures at the back of my Bible and turning them into Frankenstein's Monster SI units
The density of water is 8284 shekels per cubic cubit. Force is measured in shekel-cubits per tertia squared. I've defined one David to be the number of atoms in one shekel of Carbon-12.
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KaiserVenom
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@kaiservenom That doesn't make any sense. Moles have long noses and beady little eyes. Does that sound like Jews to you?
@Engineer These losers have the same voice intonation that sounds soyish.
"Like, um, like, let's get rid of Americaaa."
I finally get it. Instead of Jews fighting against mole people inside tunnels, what if Jews are the mole people like the Underminer from "The Incredibles" and are building a machine to one day strike the surface?
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Every time I meet a reactionary on the alt-right that is also a christian. They are walking paradoxes.
@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic
Amazing. I love it.
KaiserVenom
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Fresh and Chimp.
@Stahesh Jesus Christ.
@Tfmonkey Any model in particular? Herman-Miller has the Aeron.
Yeah, I've heard TFM say that (about spending good money on shoes, chair and bed). It's true.
I'm currently using a metallic chair that folds, like the ones you find in conferences. It's been 7 years and my back can't continue.
I will look into getting an Aereon.
I'll make the effort to expand my budget and get the Aereon then. I know it's a good chair but way too expensive for me. But if it's worth it, then so be it.
KaiserVenom
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@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan @kaiservenom You dont know the power of my ass.
I'm looking for an office chair. The Aeron chair by Herman-Miller is outside my budget and I'm not interested in a gaming chair. Any recommendations?
Joined Jul 2022
