KaiserVenom @[email protected]

Hocus pocus you will self reportus

Almost everything women say they want is a false pretense to hide that they are shallow.

when a woman says she wants an "emotionally available" man, she wants a guy who will sit and listen to her complain about her life. She wants an emotional dumping ground of a man.

under no circumstance does she want to hear about YOUR problems. She wants to bitch to you, not the other way around.

Women are turned off when men displays vulnerability. They do not actually like emotional guys. Shocker.

This guy must’ve been a male model or something.

Sunday gonna be boring too.

I'll be so glad when the boomers are dead and we won't have to have in-person meetings anymore which can clearly be handled via a phone call or a Zoom conference.

Embrace the future old man!

If toxic masculinity was real, then children raised without men would be the happiest and most successful children, and women living alone without men would not be on every anti-depressant known to humanity.

PSA: I don't have a WhatsApp, it's spyware. This isn't me and they're running some kind of scam.

if you are a vegan, you might eat straight from the floor...like, why not. at that point it's not like you can lose any more brain cells anyway by poisoning yourself with bacteria and shit.

Jewish.