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AUTISTIC TIRADE OF THE DAY:
Looking at the Table of Weights and Measures at the back of my Bible and turning them into Frankenstein's Monster SI units
The density of water is 8284 shekels per cubic cubit. Force is measured in shekel-cubits per tertia squared. I've defined one David to be the number of atoms in one shekel of Carbon-12.
Looking at the Table of Weights and Measures at the back of my Bible and turning them into Frankenstein's Monster SI units
The density of water is 8284 shekels per cubic cubit. Force is measured in shekel-cubits per tertia squared. I've defined one David to be the number of atoms in one shekel of Carbon-12.
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@kaiservenom That doesn't make any sense. Moles have long noses and beady little eyes. Does that sound like Jews to you?
I finally get it. Instead of Jews fighting against mole people inside tunnels, what if Jews are the mole people like the Underminer from "The Incredibles" and are building a machine to one day strike the surface?
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Every time I meet a reactionary on the alt-right that is also a christian. They are walking paradoxes.
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@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan @kaiservenom You dont know the power of my ass.
I'm looking for an office chair. The Aeron chair by Herman-Miller is outside my budget and I'm not interested in a gaming chair. Any recommendations?
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I have never seen the actual full quote before because it's been repurposed so many times, but it turns out it is defense of communist Jews all along.
Go ahead and Google it. They cut off the part about communism 99% of the time and skip to the socialists and trade union parts make it sound unreasonable and pretend that communists aren't ALSO almost entirely socialists, trade unionists, and Jews, especially in the 20th century.
They're the same thing!
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Have you used a stationary bike? If so, do you recommend?
I need to move my legs but I don't have place to walk or run; I'm not going outside, it's shit.
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