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Turd Flinging Monkey

1 Is on a omnivore diet because he flavors his meat with plants

2 Is on a carnivore diet and does not flavor his meats with plants

3 Is on some other diet

4 TFMonkey does not exist

@Hyperhidrosis

Pepsi is not the same as Pepcid AC

Pepsi is soda

Pepcid AC are pills

@Hyperhidrosis

Assuming it is not food poisoning have you tried Pepcid AC also known as famotodine before?

There is also Tums or Gaviscon

And I believe you can combine Pepcid AC with either Tums or Gaviscon

But my experience has been that Tums and Gaviscon tend to lead me to farting and hard poop that is hard to flush and painful and hard to poop out

But peocid AC does not lead to those problems for me

There are side effects for habitual long term use of pepcid AC

@Tfmonkey

If you use plants like fruit juice to enhance your meat then that is a omnivore diet not a carnivore diet

Also I think he said the cheap steak is lean

So if you are actually eating less animal fat by getting cheap steak that is probably better for your health than the steak with a higher percent of calories from fat and thus a lower percent of calories from protein

@Hyperhidrosis

Why?

@RoninGrey

8bitdo sells newly made versions of old video game system controllers

https://www.8bitdo.com/m30-2-4g/

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/GeM_senIB70

Question : Why do you think the NBA is full of mostly black people

Man answers : Because it is running, shooting and stealing

@RoninGrey

I like the sega genesis 6 button controller better than the super nintendo entertainment system 4 button controller

@RoninGrey

Nintendo used to make good products before super nintendo existed

Who was primarily responsible for the choice to name New Mexico with the name of New Mexico

"Sic Semper Tyrannis" was a reference to Lincoln being a Tyrant, indicating he was a Vampire Lord

Can you get intestinal worms directly from walking barefoot or do the worms or the eggs somehow have to get from the feet to the hands to the mouth