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5 Tips for How to Talk to Cops Like a Lawyer!

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Birds Aren't Real is a satirical conspiracy theory which posits that birds are actually drones operated by the United States government to spy on American citizens. In 2018, journalist Rachel Roberts described Birds Aren't Real as "a joke that thousands of people are in on."

Poster inspired by the movement at the 35th Chaos Communication Congress conference in 2018
Peter McIndoe created the satirical conspiracy theory "on a whim" in January 2017.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren't_Real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqA4m2WW5oU

Sideshow Bob - Hey Mike! (The Michelle Obama Song)

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Elections didn't real

The media made it look like cheating so that people will believe the election fraud is caused by people tampering with voting machines and planting extra ballots

The real fraud is that the media organizations agree on what numbers they will claim the candidates get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfGNrXuOpc

Sideshow Bob - "Flip it"

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Some people may get a specific type of arthritis called gout

Eating certain foods in certain quantities can increase gout symptoms compared with eating different food in different quantities

Those with gout from crystals in their body in response to how certain chemicals they eat are processed by the body and these crystals cause joint pain

Paying special attention to the source of their protein can influence the quantities of these chemicals

I might not have the exact details correct

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CTS = Carpal Tunnel Symptoms

Carpal tunnel causes symptoms in the thumb, index, middle and ring finger and is aggravated by bending or putting pressure on the wrist

Ulnar neuritis causes symptoms in the ring finger and pinky and is aggravated by bending or putting pressure on the elbow

Both can be aggravated by prolonged computer use if the computer is used in a certain manner that aggravates the ulnar or median nerve

If the radian nerve is effected it will effect the thumb

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"Early studies by the same investigator suggested that supplementation with 100 mg/day-200 mg/day of vitamin B6 for several months might improve CTS symptoms in individuals with low vitamin B6 status (112, 113)."
https://lpi.oregonstate.edu/mic/vitamins/vitamin-B6
The upper limit for b6 for a human over 19 years old is 100 milligrams per day
https://ods.od.nih.gov/factsheets/VitaminB6-HealthProfessional/
b6 is water soluble so it is best taken multiple times per day or in time released tablets but time released is vague if the duration is unspecified

Maybe they will claim that Trump was the King appointed by Jesus who had his ear cut off that was miraculously healed to influence religious people's behavior

When Trump did the fist pump

When he opened his hand it looked like a flat palm shape and became like a Nazi Salute

Unfortunately there are too many people around him to get a clip where it clearly looks like that

But he is totally not a Nazi

He is always supporting the Jews but hated by them ( or at least hated by most of them in the USA ) without reason

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I thought you did not post the morning constitutional this early because paid people get it early

I do not have a problem with that

But I thought that it what you said

The date on it is 7/13 and today is 7/14

I thought people who did not pay had to wait 2 weeks