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TIL women had hobbies back in the day like knitting and could fix/make your clothes.

That shit would be so OP today if women could do that.

I know it would never happen, but a man can dream.

Biden got shitted on with this one bruh

@Nazareno terrorists are just government workers
they're worried about what the citizenry is going to do when the whole truth comes out and no amount of boomer guilt or bullshit can stop heads from rolling, not figuratively either

@Hyperhidrosis @shortstories @lebronjames75 Wait, I found it.
It was under the couch cushions.

@ButtWorldsMan this is not about Twitter follows, but rather about how men regardless of their age are most interested in women in their 20s and women who are older than that being salty that men would rather date a woman in her 20s than a woman in her 30s or 40s. Women are most upset when they get their life plan to delay "settling down" in their 30s with a provider so they can be"young wild and free" in their 20s gets disrupted by men opting out of that rotten deal.

Lmao

@lebronjames75
yeah, im going to look for it tomorrow
see you in several billion years

I should be more callous and indifferent.
In general, just make people think I don't care about them, just treat them like they are not worth anything. Express my deep dissatisfaction in the most caustic, sarcastic way towards the people around me.

Xwitter dot com is a hilarious platform.

Yes, it's real.
https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1754415701312389496?t=N3qcOilLpiKw2mTxZBjp7Q&s=19

@skylar So then you'll hate Wednesday.

Personally, I despise Thursdays. That is my "Monday", because that's when my work week starts.

Remember when Hitler offered peace to the Brits and Churchill said no... twice...

@BronzeAgeHogCranker

remember, people that say this are people who have done nothing and project it on other people.

@shortstories FDR.