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@Moon you're not missing much. The abyss is so wide and loose you can't even feel anything.

@ButtWorldsMan I'm aware of this. It's actually pretty wholesome. They're basically a human tamagotchi that says/does something in response to emojis.

Isn't this better than girls selling their nudes and being sex workers? What are people complaining about?

@FinalDresdonation it's great overall, but life is all about trade-offs.

@Wopu leten is the best brand I can recommend. Here is their SRP. I reviewed it years ago so the the coupon code doesn't work, so here is an Ali Express link
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0Ztz8i

@Mr_Mister they say when you turn the lights off and post "faggot faggot faggot" while holding a candle at midnight, your FBI agent will reach his hands through your screen and jerk you off.

@37712 @ButtWorldsMan

I thought today was Saturday. Luckily I didn't have any meetings today, but holy shit! I think I need to start taking my lions mane mushroom again. My insomnia is causing me to lose track of what day of the week it is again.

The only reason I realized it was Friday was because I was preparing for my livestream and I was wondering why my alarm didn't go off.

@Humpleupagus I choose to combine my top two guesses into one word: friggoms.

@sardonicsmile I remember that song from Tiny Toon Adventures: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqJXxHi6RwQ

@kaiservenom Bitches love that shit.

@Fiddle

@rimugu

@casuist Snow Brown and the Seven Genders.

@MrpoopyButhole

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@basedbagel Those posts are written by women LARPing as men to combat "toxic masculinity", or by effeminate bottoms.

@basedbagel It's very fair because the reason sexual harassment makes women (but not men) uncomfortable is because men can easily physically dominate and rape them, but the same is not true for men.

If an unattractive women hits on you and even pinches your butt, you can smile and laugh it off because there is no way she's going to physically overpower you and rape you, so you're not afraid of her.

That's why I brought up the gay men who are bigger and stronger than you.

@ButtWorldsMan