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@sardonicsmile @ButtWorldsMan Women are objects for men's pleasure. At least saying "ice cream yum" isn't as bad as making porn.

@ButtWorldsMan It's a woman on the internet. Cringe is to be expected.

@Moon you're not missing much. The abyss is so wide and loose you can't even feel anything.

@ButtWorldsMan I'm aware of this. It's actually pretty wholesome. They're basically a human tamagotchi that says/does something in response to emojis.

Isn't this better than girls selling their nudes and being sex workers? What are people complaining about?

@FinalDresdonation it's great overall, but life is all about trade-offs.

@Wopu leten is the best brand I can recommend. Here is their SRP. I reviewed it years ago so the the coupon code doesn't work, so here is an Ali Express link
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0Ztz8i

@Mr_Mister they say when you turn the lights off and post "faggot faggot faggot" while holding a candle at midnight, your FBI agent will reach his hands through your screen and jerk you off.

@37712 @ButtWorldsMan

I thought today was Saturday. Luckily I didn't have any meetings today, but holy shit! I think I need to start taking my lions mane mushroom again. My insomnia is causing me to lose track of what day of the week it is again.

The only reason I realized it was Friday was because I was preparing for my livestream and I was wondering why my alarm didn't go off.

@Humpleupagus I choose to combine my top two guesses into one word: friggoms.

@sardonicsmile I remember that song from Tiny Toon Adventures: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqJXxHi6RwQ

@kaiservenom Bitches love that shit.

@Fiddle

@rimugu

@casuist Snow Brown and the Seven Genders.

@MrpoopyButhole

Sex Toy Review: Sohimi Heated Vibrating Sucking Blowjob Masturbator (Sponsored)

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4utIwGgQeRM&ab_channel=TurdFlingingMonkey
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/4utIwGgQeRM/
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/sex-toy-review-sohimi-heated-vibrating-sucking-blowjob-masturbator-sponsored_xaVVeucFTKwvcyC.html
LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/sex-toy-review-sohimi-heated-vibrating:3
PeerTube: https://peertube.su/w/3EdXbF8379ShTYPkgBAvr4

@basedbagel Those posts are written by women LARPing as men to combat "toxic masculinity", or by effeminate bottoms.