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@37712 the admins are preparing the list. I don't want a bunch of spam.

@kaiservenom you can reach a woman's g-spot with your finger and give her a quaking squirting orgasm. Depth doesn't matter, especially if you date Asians with shallow pussies. Girls don't like it when you poke their womb despite what hentai teaches you.

Width matters. If you're too skinny or she's too loose you won't get enough tightness, but that's why God invented anal.

@mmmfeet letting nature take its course isn't the same as murder.

@boilingsteam No, I didn't save them. It was just a spur-of-the-moment joke that got way out of hand and brought way too much attention due to articles being written about it.

@boilingsteam I was permanently banned from Twitter in 2019 for photoshopping smiles on Captain Marvel, so here I am.

@[email protected] I like how how cherry picked bits of this and that he chose to hear and made a frankenstein strawman to attack.

@Hammerhand time is less of a leash and more of one of those 90s chain wallets. you carry it with you, and it attaches you to the material, but unlike a leash nobody is holding it and controlling you. The chain attaches to yourself and the material, so the only one "holding your lease" is yourself.

They should bring chain wallets back.

@ButtWorldsMan and the fact that cluster bombs don't make sense for an offensive in the first place, which means they're out of the regular stuff.

@GrungeQueef when you're dealing with childhood misbehavior, the answer is almost never to give them drugs or to adjust their hormones.

People don't just stop being selfish spoiled assholes just because their hormones are balanced.

The answer is right there at the end of your wrist.

They're not victims of mind-control. They're weak conformists who chose to outsource their beliefs and shut off their critical thinking in return for acceptance.

They do not want to be free from the system. They want a bigger system that can do even more of their thinking for them.

They are slaves. If you free them, they will find or create a new master. If you're not careful, they'll drag you down to slavery with them.

Luckily, they are weak and rely on pity/mercy to win. Show them none.

@Scubbie her eyes are the wrong color. Celestina's eyes are a light copper brown.

Update: the anime is called "Shining Hearts" and the character looks different in the show, dressed like a pirate. The version I thought looked like Celestina was a "professor variant" which was made as a figurine but has nothing to do with the show or game. Disappointing.

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@ButtWorldsMan I can't help it. Women love it when I grab their ass with my feet.

I found another anime doppelganger for Celestina other than Yu Mei Ren from FGO: Sakuya Kaguya from an anime called Shining Blade. I know nothing about it, but now I can collect more waifu merchandise.

@reshiram I didn't click on the study, but I believe you. I'll note if I get any bad sushi indigestion farts.

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