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@ButtWorldsMan @DicusMaximus that's just a stage name like Dr Dre and Queen Latifa.

@DicusMaximus @ButtWorldsMan 1. why am I wearing a poop emoji hat?

2. chimps don't have tails.

@RoninGrey @VooDooMedic It started out as a parable about pedophilia.

We only go after male pedophiles, while letting female pedophiles go free, and go after men who aren't even pedophiles but who like anime.

It also works as a communist/jew thing because everyone is obsessed with blaming jews, but nobody wants to do anything about women's rights and welfare dependence.

Codename: Desert Doll

@shortstories @VooDooMedic since the baby dicks they suck are jewish babies, and a percentage of those babies grow up to be rabbis themselves, I'm sure that's true, but that's not vampirism.

Jews just suck baby dicks for some reason. It's weird, but it's their own kids dicks they're sucking, so it's none of my business.

They're not having "baby dick story time" where rabbis go to public schools to suck the dicks of non-jews or anything, so I don't care.

As long as it's their kids, don't care.

@shortstories @VooDooMedic sure, there are weirdos who are into blood and sucking baby dicks, but I'm talking about the fictional vampires with supernatural powers and the ability to spread their curse to their victims.

This is my "vampire parable for @VooDooMedic

Imagine if vampires were real.

Humans organize as vampire hunters, but then some of the hunters argue that because Dracula was a man and Dracula created the vampire problem that men are the problem. Also female vampires are sexy, so the hunters agree only to kill the male vampires.

So the hunters kill only male vampires (along with men who shop at Hot Topic and "look" like vampires), while the female vampires are free to spread and prey on humans.

@mangeurdenuage they can't make another bioshock because the main character would have to be black and black people can't swim.

@Shlomo

@ButtWorldsMan she's putting pizza in her ears. That's not where pizza goes, silly.

@ButtWorldsMan not bad, but the art style doesn't do it for me. It looks like a DreamWorks movie.

@r000t

@Pain66 they're two sides of the same coin. It's like good cop/bad cop.

@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan of course going to the gym for hours a day and cutting calories results in weight loss, but what if ... and here me out ... this might sound crazy ... but what if I don't have time to go to the gym all day and I have to rely on calorie restriction and supplements?

Mind blowing isn't it?

What if I also like to give my audience an update about my progress (or lack thereof) to help them in their own situations?

But I'm just bitching because I'm a woman I guess.

@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan wrong again. I didn't ask for anything. The doctor in question came to me because he heard me complaining on the show about how my weight loss has stalled. He then proceeded to hype up his amazing plan which turned out to be boomer tier bullshit.

One of us is acting like a woman who hears what they want to hear.

@UncleIroh @ButtWorldsMan I'm not bitching about my insomnia. I'm complaining about useless boomer-tier weight loss advice.

Seeing what's happening in Israel makes me wonder what might happen to the illegally US occupied land in Syria.

@DoubleD she's a good waifu, but she belongs to someone else, and even if he offered to share her with you, that's gross.