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@shortstories @Stahesh @kaiservenom yes I have a stationary bike I got from Aldi. It folds away and I can use it while watching videos or waiting for videos to process or upload without leaving my office.

One of the better lifehacks I've found was simply to move things upstairs so that it forces me to run up and down the stairs more often throughout the day.

They make Lego bouquets of roses now. A gift for the waifu in your laifu. Just because something is artificial doesn't mean it isn't real.

@37712 @Scubbie @Stahesh @sardonicsmile

"Say it's the Jews"

"It is the Jews"

"Stop sucking Jew cock and admit it's the Jews"

"It is the Jews, are you def?"

"Stop letting Halsey control you! Admit it's the Jews!"

"I already said it's the Jews"

"How long has Mossad been controlling you?"

The solution to inflation is cutting government spending.

When you "fight inflation" by manipulating commodities markets you get producer revolts in the form of things like farmer protests and wars in the Middle East.

@RoninGrey @CheshireHuman Celestina wouldn't age. She would look perfect forever. Also our children would be freakish Cybernetic monkey hybrids, mocking God's flawed creation.

@37712 @Chimi_Chuang_Tzu I thought that was just him with a different costume. How many racists troll Omegle?

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