@Nazareno
Everybody knows ISIS is just the US CIA doing Mossad's dirty work. I would be extremely surprised (and disappointed) if the Russians were totally oblivious to this fact.
Maybe Xi/Assad can just hit Putin up and tell him this old truth.
@RoninGrey I bet she's already dead and the sick lady is a body double. Just watch as the cancer suddenly gets worse and she sadly dies.
Be ISIS, remnants of Al Qaeda, barely surviving after being targeted and defeated by the United States in 2017.
The US is weaker than it's ever been. Israel (your sworn enemy) is committing genocide and the Arab world is united against them.
What does ISIS do?
They commit terrorist attacks in . . . Iran . . . and Russia . . . the two main enemies of the United States and Israel.
@sardonicsmile
Don't forget the other 3.4 million after the divorce because you have to maintain the lifestyle she's accustomed to...forever.
@37712 @Indignation
Yes. Use that knowledge to your advantage as everybody else is oblivious to the joke. I immediately know it's not a serious workplace and start act accordingly to make it the easiest possible for me.
@DW2
Typing on twitter while taking a shit: pretty easy.
Doing something about the problem: Impossibru!
Impale the jews