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@Tfmonkey
A coughing button 😅
And they only talk during the game not on 8 hours show

If you have kids and you raise them right, they're not gonna look back and think "I wish mom and dad would've let me watch more Disney channel"

Savage
Although I'm not sure it's real, Paul Elam posted it.

Proof that the ATF Has No Problem Killing You https://youtube.com/watch?v=sWe8niLNE2c&si=zuoZntAvbn5oiig-

How dare you disrespect the Muslim country of UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UVVy13wWw

I just had a really random idea for a comic strip about where patriarchal aliens and modern humans coexist and a human father has to explain feminism to the alien father.

It starts off where their sons are friends and want to go out late at night and the human boy asks his dad and the dad says “ask your mother”. Now the alien father overhears this and questions why the boy must ask the mother.

It’s a rip on feminism and marital rape laws in America.

It’s pointing out the fact that the father needs to mother’s permission and if he doesn’t get it he won’t get pussy. Then the alien father explains that they don’t have that in the alien marriage tradition. He then goes on to say that alien women are very submissive for some weird alien biology reason that and that alien women are submissive with their first mate.

The comic ends with the human dad divorcing his human wife and getting an alien wife.

Remember those cancer mRNA vaccines that everyone, including Trump, is hyping up?

Well, imagine Charles and Kate were losing the battle against their royal cancer and miraculously, these mRNA shots cured them.

If you were a normie suffering from winter vagina and long Covid, wouldn't you suddenly feel like getting another booster?
I'm just saying, it sounds like a nice promo.

Boomer's welfare is being affected by the immigrants, i wonder if the boomers will revolt lol.

@Scubbie obviously someone could photoshop a magneto helmet on a happy merchant meme, but the interesting question is why didn't the Jews who created so many comic book characters make them Jewish or draw the Jewish ones (like Magneto) Jewish?

@Tfmonkey sounds like a problem AI could solve