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So I was talking to this blind person and he said that he hits his head a lot and other blind people hit their head a lot

He claimed if you where glasses it is less bad when you hit your head. Maybe they are supposed to protect the eyes. Although personally I would imagine having the glasses frame slammed into your eyes could make it worse.

He said he did not wear a helmet because all the other blind people would make fun of him

How could they see the helmet to know to make fun of him?

So you are not supposed to take your shoes off in gyms

How can I lift weights with dorsiflexor muscles where I can control the amount of force they are resisting without getting kicked out of gyms

Opposing deporting illegal immigrants is treason because some illegal immigrants are hostile enemies of the country they enter

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If someone says, "it's a rock fact"

Once you get a karate style cat stance lower than a certain point you have to bend forward to prevent your center of gravity from being behind your back foot so you do not fall backward

I think this limits how far down a cat stance can go

If I am wrong someone post a picture of someone in a cat stance with at least one of the thighs parallel to the ground or lower

Are any of the Yugi-oh series funnier than Yugi-oh GX?

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