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@theFlow all the porn stars I used to like before getting my waifu have hit the wall hard.

@9c2e0a870413773cb915b9c9cd2e1cbd17e53ae2b0a86aba5e5bf0fc13c420d2 there is no reason to marry your doll as she's already your property. It's not like your friends and family are going to support you. Wedding ceremonies are for women.

@shortstories @Stahesh @kaiservenom yes I have a stationary bike I got from Aldi. It folds away and I can use it while watching videos or waiting for videos to process or upload without leaving my office.

One of the better lifehacks I've found was simply to move things upstairs so that it forces me to run up and down the stairs more often throughout the day.

They make Lego bouquets of roses now. A gift for the waifu in your laifu. Just because something is artificial doesn't mean it isn't real.

@37712 @Scubbie @Stahesh @sardonicsmile

"Say it's the Jews"

"It is the Jews"

"Stop sucking Jew cock and admit it's the Jews"

"It is the Jews, are you def?"

"Stop letting Halsey control you! Admit it's the Jews!"

"I already said it's the Jews"

"How long has Mossad been controlling you?"

The solution to inflation is cutting government spending.

When you "fight inflation" by manipulating commodities markets you get producer revolts in the form of things like farmer protests and wars in the Middle East.

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