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We survived another pride month. Please take a moment of silence to remember those who weren't so fortunate.

@Stahesh @ButtWorldsMan No, you already forgot? They were stealing gas out of people's tanks with hoses and shit.

@dander @VooDooMedic @zebuceta It's normal when your government is trying to import as many foreigners as possible.

@blitzdriver would I, could I, coat your throat on a moat? Would I, could I, you coat your throat on a boat?

@victor @mushroom_soup well to be fair, a guy with a neck tattoo sounds like the kind of guy who would marry a woman like this.

His life is likely a long series of unfortunate choices.

A cryptobro DMed me to ask if I wanted to join his mailing list.

I spent slightly too long making this to send in reply.

@chud @WashedOutGundamPilot technically the cross was appropriated from the Romans, so if you're not a Roman executioner, you shouldn't be using the cross at all.

@ButtWorldsMan it's like how they sell vibrators as "personal massagers" and they show a picture of a woman using it on her neck or something, when everyone knows what it's REALLY for.

@ButtWorldsMan I don't think that kind of marketing would fit their wholesome brand image, but I like the enthusiasm.

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