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I'm confused about this Trump verdict.

So he has a 355 million fine for supposedly overvaluing his real estate to get better bank loans.

Why is it not the lenders he supposedly defrauded suing him instead of the state of New york?

Why is the state of New York interfering with private business?

Can someone explain this to me I'm kinda confused

I just took a torrential shit.

It came out in 3 waves.

By the time I was done there was so much shit that the 🚽 was clogged by the SHIT alone.

I feel fantastic! 😊

Car guys please chime in:

I spilled some water in my car and both of my front carpets got wet.

I tried using baking soda to dry up the carpet but it only worked on one side.

How is it possible that one side is dry from the baking soda and then another side is still wet?And the side that's more wet is the one I put the most bacon soda on? I'm so confused

How do I dry up my wet car carpet?

Until this broken legal system is fixed I'm against the death penalty

Thanks to big pharma unless you're a virgin you've stuck your dick in crazy

Everything about the current state of the modern workplace disgusts me.

I hate how employers lie about any and everything and are so terrified of any liability they refuse to give any honest feedback.

I also can't stand lazy, weenie employees who bitch and sue at the slightest provocation.

I NEED my biz to take off because idk how much more I can take.

Mfw I found out Charlie and the Chocolate factory was an allegory for the 7 deadly sins

The most important things in life can't be bought like:

A healthy body
A peaceful mind
A loving inner circle

However all of these things are MUCH easier to achieve with money.

You could hire a trainer, go to some meditation retreat or travel to find people more compatible with you.

But to do that you're going to need some money so you can buy the resources and buy back your time to do so.

Money DOES buy happiness! Don't let anyone gaslight you otherwise! 😤

Money got me:

My own place
Regular massages
My dream tech setup

All of this brings me happiness daily and the novelty has yet to wear off.

How My business mistake saved me $$$:

I was putting away 30% of my gross business income preparing for my annual IRS shakedown.

Come to find out the IRS taxes you on NET income not your gross like id been saving for.

So I basically over saved myself into a tax refund! I'm so happy rn 😊

Everyone is wrong about the obesity crisis and it triggers me as an ex-trainer.

Fat shaming IS bad.

It leads to eating disorders/mental issues due to desperation of how much they hate their bodies.

Fat "acceptance" is giving up.

You shouldn't accept anything you have the power to change.

But there's so much misinformation out there that people try these headass ways to lose weight and eventually give up.

Why do stores charge different online than in store?

I went to buy a charger at Best buy and it's 37$ in store but 20$ online and they REFUSED to let me price match.

I dropped that shit and ordered the SAME type charger for cheaper on their own website for pickup at store.FTFY

Dear fat women,

PLEASE do not wear any clothing that is skin tight or show any skin!🤮

It doesn't make you look confident, it just looks like you don't know how to dress for your body type.

Me listening to music with words I don't understand after learning about backmasking

Why is it anytime an artist gets their master's some tragedy befalls them or their name is smeared in the media? 🤔

I wanted to hate on Putin SO bad but I watched the entire interview and I must admit I'm impressed.

He came off a nationalist, well rounded, good orator and made good points like denazification efforts.

I even learned a couple new things..

I wish my country had leadership like this...