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@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu this is why not living in the city isn't good enough. You have to live in a different county.

@dander it's because slave morality. We believe our worship of weakness is what makes us better and more civilized than everyone else.

To admit we were wrong is to undermine our entire identity. It will never happen voluntarily.

@mangeurdenuage remember to pull your foreskin back and clean out your dick cheese.

@cowanon The problem is that they need to put these useful women they're forced to hire somewhere. They tried putting them in marketing, and they caused a bunch of "woke" campaigns that pissed off their customers.

IMO they should just pay the government a "feminist tax" to support welfare for single moms and cut out the middle man. That's all this shit is, it's just another form of welfare for women to LARP as adults.

@houseoftolstoy who will shoot up our schools without the FBI?

@Deuces They created two wheels, one for "mandatory" and one for "discretionary" instead of one for "total" in order to overplay the importance of non-welfare spending.

The problem is that all welfare spending from 2020 onward can be explained as COVID spending, so my 2019 graph is actually the best one available

@DoubleD @ButtWorldsMan Celestina got a job because we were homeless and I have to rebuild my business from scratch. That's true love, when someone is there for you when you're at your lowest.

@greentext kids exhibit NPC behavior because kids are universally weak. I feel bad for autists who don't understand that the weak only think in terms of conformity.

If you conform you're cool. If you do anything different you're bullied... unless you're strong.

Beat the bullies asses and suddenly you're cool and people start copying you.

There is a lesson in that, but not for the weak.

@dander it has to affect people personally. The pain of inaction has to exceed the pain of action.

Seeing stuff happen on TV might as well be stuff happening on the other side of the world. It needs to be felt to be real.

The problem isn't that people are stupid, it's that they're weak. Good times don't make people stupid. Good times makes them weak. Weakness is the problem.

@shortstories sometimes rape and genocide are the answer. Not always ... but sometimes.

@marlathetourist @ButtWorldsMan toll paid

@Mike_Microwave @DStheo @ButtWorldsMan I appreciate the tasteful nipple shot.

I was taught I would be anything, so I become...

1. a cat
2. a bird
3. a basketball
4. 2 monkeys on each other's shoulders in a trench coat pickpocketing people

@37712 @Stahesh @Mr_Mister All memes must be written at a 3rd grade level with as few words as possible and at least one reference to nazism or cunny.

@ButtWorldsMan all the chairs have been set up for the party. Make yourselves at home. I think the chips went stale in 2019, but I can run to the store and get fresh ones.