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@Kang_Kong3 missed opportunity to put the sword into a block of extra sharp cheddar cheese.

@Avdol10 marrying a short man is slightly more preferable to being a sex slave . . . just slightly.

You might say she came up . . . a little short.

@Stahesh I hate the taste of coffee and black tea. I drink green tea which has less caffeine and healthy antioxidants.

I ate keto cereal and I've been farting and shitting all day. It wasn't even that good. I just wanted to try it. Holy shit, stay away! This is sugar-free gummy bears level of suffering.

@billiam @sickburnbro @veff @white_male the first chart that shows boys and girls have the same mean IQ was taken using children 11-13 wherein girls have a once in a lifetime developmental advantage due to starting puberty at 11 (while boys start at 13).

The second chart (showing boys have higher IQs) was taken using 17 year old high school students. Saying it's wrong because more boys are retarded is egalitarian cope.

@rainignterror1080p I will not be showing my Warhammer armies so they aren't recognized in public but I'll cover my boardgame miniatures.

@realman543 I'm making one now. I may make a dedicated channel but I don't have that much time for making videos. I am doing these more as a pallet cleanser to do something new.

@YoMomz @Engineer that's because his position is just "give me money because I don't want to work".

@kaiservenom That doesn't make any sense. Moles have long noses and beady little eyes. Does that sound like Jews to you?

@Wopu once you learn the magic tricks of using washes, speed paints, and dry brushing, you can turn a lot of basic toys into works of art.

Twitter is funny because nowhere else on the internet has people that are so monumentally bad at personal finance building huge brands on how to invest or manage assets

@Wopu make a fist, stick your middle finger knuckle out to create a more fine point, and punch someone on the side of their arm in the "divot" where their shoulder, bicep, and tricep intersect.

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