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@sardonicsmile no, that's not true. Money markets offered through banks and credit unions are FDIC insured. Maybe there are higher yielding money market products offered by brokerages that aren't, but perhaps don't use those.

@basedbagel debit cards have all the same identity theft and fraud protections as a credit card, but it's good that you were mindful of your balance and caught the fraud.

@basedbagel if your girlfriend or (God help you) your wife floats the idea of an open relationship, she's admitting to you that she's already been cheating on you, and she's simply tired of being sneaky about it.

@RodrickSage a society centered around women will adopt the female mentality to blame everything on men.

If women have become undesirable, it must be because something is wrong with men. It couldn't be anything women are doing, it can only ever be men's fault.

@VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan @37712 Voodoo, will you agree that being turned on by fucking a pussy that's been freshly filled by another man's cum is gay?

I bought some Omega-3 fish oil capsules from Sam's Club and on the bottle it said it contained mint oil, and wasn't sure why. I thought maybe the mint oil added more nutrients or something. However, when I burped, it tasted like mint instead of fish, and I had an "Aha" moment.

@ButtWorldsMan I saw Harmful Opinions take on this video and the guy is clearly gay. He wants to fuck his girlfriend's cum-filled pussy right after another guy cums in it so he can get his cum all over him.

That's as bad as voodoo fucking a chick's blown out pussy with his mate at the same time and their ducks rubbing together as they both fuck her at once.

@Stahesh @reshiram the Mormons used to be pretty patriarchal with a fertility rate of about 4%, but about 10 years ago they embraced feminism and their birthrate was cut in half in just a couple of years. Now they're embracing gay rights.

It's sad. Mormons used to be cool.

@mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic I always heard that song as "My name is Paco, I work at Del Taco, and I make $5 a day..."

@Shadowman311 The only choice they want you to have the freedom to choose is the one that destroys freedom/capitalism/white people/the West/civilization/religion/straight people/heterosexuality/being attracted to adults.

@Tfmonkey Since you love making flowcharts here’s one about outrage porn and how no one does anything.

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