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@lccmv

Internet on-ramps include the cell-tower network, cable ISPs and satellelite. After taking effective control over those, they have to take complete control of all 13 root nameservers. Then all local proxies, VPN's, tor entry nodes, I2P and all other anonymizing networks.

Then all hosting services, clouds, a shit-ton of 0-day encryption & chip exploits, etc..

The fact that you think this is possible shows how much power you are willing to hand over.

@lccmv

Ah, the Cosmic EMP. Whatever they try, it's going to be fun watching them try to whack-a-mole mass dissent, and to watch the rise of massive dark markets.

They are going to fail so hard.

@lccmv

Oh yes, in my head I'm already calling it The Great Iranian Hack Attack. It's on its way for sure.

@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey

Take away their smartphones.

@lccmv

With the Great Noticing still under way, and Rumble and X still not shut down, they just don't have the necessary mass-ignorance and censorship tools to gaslight this playbook favorite into reality one more time.

It's worked countless times before, but I think we're fast approaching a Noticing tipping point.

@RoninGrey

He's been wrong about everything.

And he's fucked up so hard these past few weeks, it's like he was the snowball that launched the Noticing Avalanche

It's just a coincidence guys.

@Tfmonkey

As we approach the Christmas season, monkey continues to get hangier and hangrier until one day, one of the co-hosts makes an ill-timed interruption ...

"Alakablayaamm!!"

Chimp Yellowstone erupts all over HD, making Kingsland's stunt look like a silent fart.

Horrified silence ensues as the shock of words that cannot be taken back echo across dead airtime.

We then learn it was Kingsland pretending to be HD. Unable to bear it, Kinglands commits sudoku on air. And wins!

The End.

@NitroDubs @houseoftolstoy

10 purple nurples, 3 wedgies, a public apology, a public confession, and a naked walk through Kings Landing while everyone shouts "Shame!"

The Narrative is totally falling apart

The Great Noticing is picking up the pace

@aphron

Not often real power is captured like that.

@Engineer

On the one hand, we have no more dumb human-sacrificing cannibal Aztecs watering the ground with blood.

On the other we've now got slightly more intelligent, bloodthirsty cartel hybrid Aztecs watering the ground with slightly less blood.

@YoMomz @RodrickSage

This exactly.

@houseoftolstoy @ButtWorldsMan

I want this to be right because it would redeem to some extent her previous stupid mistakes. Unfortunately it won't happen.

There's no question about "if". It will end.

And yes, she should "realize that she lost the opportunity she did not deserve", but those feelings will never be allowed to develop into actual thought.

Pursuing the next doomed relationship will always win. By the time she hits the wall she'll lose the entitlement but gain misandry & spite.