Uncle Iroh ☑️ @[email protected]
Tea expert, retired Fire Nation general, former Crown Prince of the Fire Nation, Grand Lotus of the Order of the White Lotus, firebending master, mentor to loveable nephew retard Zuko, Dragon of the West.
Lover of anime tiddies.
Joined Jul 2022
Uncle Iroh ☑️
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@fal1026 @ButtWorldsMan @TimeSpent
Cuck: "Can you be nice like them?"
Whore: "No, fuck you."
Cuck: "Don't talk to me like that."
Whore: "Get out of the house, now! I'm divorcing you, taking the kids and all your money."
That guy's laughter cracks me up every time.
Holiday gift ideas: Mary has a Little Pussy
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The Christian right are a bunch of hypocrite Protestants and Catholics who between them support Zionism, female & trans clergy, LGBT, same sex marriage, gay couple baby adoption, single motherhood and will never call out women who fill their holes with all the sex toys. Men are the problem though.
We're seeing the end result of a 1000 year old schism between East/West Christianity play out in real time. Heresies always fail & Ortho-bros are having an "I told you so" moment.
The Christian right especially will never ever do that, even if studies proved 100% effectiveness.
Some parts of the secular right might.
@BHG
Bingo! Great minds think alike. Combine with a fake certificate of authentic shaman blessing, and a card that explains how to perform the indigenous "cleansing ritual".
Put fist in mouth and try to hold back the laughter.
Trust me, sauerkraut tastes like creamy mash potato compared to natto.
@BHG
dude, i totally get it. turning it into comedy IS the best way.
@BHG
"honey, I've been carrying this around to invest maximum spiritual energy."
spray it gold or silver if you need to make it more believable. or give her a couple of pretty rocks, but make sure one of them is the "spiritual coal". be earnest, get that oscar.
howl with laughter inside.
@BHG
Other ideas:
* a literal lump of rock: claim it contains spiritual calming energy. bonus chad points if you can get away with an actual lump of coal.
* gym clothes that are way too big. sends the same message as small sizes but even funnier. combine with small underwear for max fuck you
* novelty mug in the shape of a toilet, or a coffin
* gummy sweets in the shape of dicks, guns, coffins, or turds.
Well said.
Uncle Iroh ☑️
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@RoninGrey
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
George Orwell 1984
I tried natto once. Holy shit, this is the perfect food if you enjoy eating cold smelly vomit.
@YoMomz @AscotMan @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic @mrhorsetwat
Get that land dude, get it!
Uncle Iroh ☑️
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I totally relate to this. It’s how I get with blacks Jews and gays. I really think about when my bike was stolen, or a fucking guy rollerblading down the middle of the street listening to wham, or all the wars, and it really gets me in the right winning attitude. It’s all about mindset. If you’re feeling lazy and gotta get the juices flowing just think about some smiling black guy stealing a kids bike or some grabbler getting poor people to make a porn. Boom! Go time!!!
Eastern Orthodoxy about to get hit up with massive influx. This is a 1000 year old "told you so" moment.
Tea expert, retired Fire Nation general, former Crown Prince of the Fire Nation, Grand Lotus of the Order of the White Lotus, firebending master, mentor to loveable nephew retard Zuko, Dragon of the West.
Lover of anime tiddies.
Joined Jul 2022
