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Be ISIS, remnants of Al Qaeda, barely surviving after being targeted and defeated by the United States in 2017.

The US is weaker than it's ever been. Israel (your sworn enemy) is committing genocide and the Arab world is united against them.

What does ISIS do?

They commit terrorist attacks in . . . Iran . . . and Russia . . . the two main enemies of the United States and Israel.

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@sardonicsmile
Don't forget the other 3.4 million after the divorce because you have to maintain the lifestyle she's accustomed to...forever.

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>egg freezing company run by Israelis that takes half your eggs and sells them to gays

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST

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@37712 @Indignation
Yes. Use that knowledge to your advantage as everybody else is oblivious to the joke. I immediately know it's not a serious workplace and start act accordingly to make it the easiest possible for me.

@DW2
Typing on twitter while taking a shit: pretty easy.
Doing something about the problem: Impossibru!

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I can't believe this gets better and better through the whole thing.

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@UncleIroh @Zeb

Let me say high inflation then. Hyperinflation is not exactly what I mean.

@redmaple @UncleIroh
hahaha ngl, I love your commentary. "Hyperinflation to some degree" is a hilarious concept.
This reminds me of the starcraft 2 kerrigan mission where she teaches the terrans there's no such thing as controlled environment, limited or restricted operations with the zerg as the zerglings completely take over the laboratory.

The only way to stop hyperinflation is to completely abandon the currency and default on everything.

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@Mr_Mister @basedbagel
The irony is that when you get to 35, you've learned that trying to be something else doesn't get you anywhere. The best results come from simply doing what you like, are good at and can do at the highest quality.

Damn Nietzsche, he told everyone long ago that you gotta have the courage to become the man you are.

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