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Editing your pictures to make yourself more attractive is witchcraft!

From now on no female is attractive unless I see them in person

TIL the navy doesn't even wear navy blue...

I just got a treadmill to put under my standing desk and it doesn't turn on...

I was pissed! 😡

Until I realized something.

If the most irritating part of your day is a broken treadmill, you've come a long way!

Life is good.

@ButtWorldsMan

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu @Stahesh

I agree but given the obesity and drug abuse statistics this is quite the hot take to western women.

God did all the work for women and all they have to do is not screw it up.

And guess what they do?

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu

@Stahesh

Bro don't even bother.

Trying to explain economics to normies is like teaching calculus to cockroaches.

They simply lack the mental capacity to grasp abstract concepts.

@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu

@Stahesh @ButtWorldsMan

Hot take: if you don't get fat or abuse drugs you won't have trouble dating in your 30s as a bitch.

I GUARANTEE youshes overweight and abuses some substance or another wondering why she's alone.

@mutageno
I don't support violence as what happened to her was tragic and unnecessary.

But you can't tell me you looked at a guy like that and thought that he would be a safe and kind human being.

I mean just Look at him!

@mutageno
People finally getting it.

The nightmar eends when a critical mass say no.

We could have done the same with the vaccine too.

@mutageno

Pure coincidence.

Plus it's totally worth it because I bet you they had no school shootings in that time either 😂

@dander

@Mr_Mister @Tfmonkey

Yup that'll do it.

A fast track to extinction.

But hey at least we didn't betray our values of equality amirite?

@Scubbie

@YoMomz

Please don't lump me in with that generational shit as I don't claim them.

I identify as the greatest generation.

Also I get that's the theme but that parable was a poor way to show that.

They never even PUNISHED they son so theoretically there's no incentive to get it right the 1st time.

Why not just fuck up your life over and over and then say sorry at the end like the prodigal son?

Like I said I'm still a believer but that story could have been told a lot better.

@Scubbie

@YoMomz

"Explaining this morality to A based unleavened pastry is like throwing your pearls to swine,He always has I rebuttal"

Don't give me that paternalistic boomer shit just admit the story doesn't make sense.

"the image of Jesus is being used against your relationship with the Creator"

I agree and they do it through stories like this that make no sense.

The moral of the prodigal son is reward the unproductive and punish the productive.

@YoMomz

Well said. I still believe in God but christians SWEAR that story makes sense when they know it doesn't.

By their logic why don't you just do whatever you want and then just say I'm really sorry a rather than doing what you know is right at all times which is actually difficult?

@dander
I was going to make an animation called TFM'S dating course/advice.

But I didn't see the point in animating 4 words

I say this as a God fearing pastry:

The prodigal son parable makes no sense!

1 son does everything he's supposed to do as a responsible adult and gets nothing.

The other son blows all of his money on the modern-day equivalent of hookers and blow.

He only returns home because he's too poor to keep up his degenerate lifestyle.

Then instead of punishment he gets a feast and a massive party! WTF?!

Christians will tell you this is a great story because... Forgiveness?

Give me a break! 🙄

We need to stop calling females bitches.

It's an insult to dogs.

Dogs when trianed well can:

1. Be loyal companions

2. Sniff out bombs, drugs

3. Figure out if you're sick

4. Alert and protect you from danger

Females can't do any of those things.

I propose we call them parasites instead.

It doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well but it's way more accurate.

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