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I just took a torrential shit.

It came out in 3 waves.

By the time I was done there was so much shit that the 🚽 was clogged by the SHIT alone.

I feel fantastic! 😊

@shortstories

@redmaple

1. I don't have one.

2-4 Nope

I'll follow up tomorrow though.

This is so annoying how can you just mess up one time and it just cost you hours of Labor

@redmaple
But it worked on one side though!

I've had my doors and windows open for the past 3 hours and it's STILLwet.

I'm losing my patience to be honest

@sardonicsmile

Don't laugh at me but I saw online in a YouTube video that the baking soda was supposed to suck up the water and serve as a deodorizer so I don't get mold.

It worked on one side of the car but not on the other side of the car which made me really confused

Car guys please chime in:

I spilled some water in my car and both of my front carpets got wet.

I tried using baking soda to dry up the carpet but it only worked on one side.

How is it possible that one side is dry from the baking soda and then another side is still wet?And the side that's more wet is the one I put the most bacon soda on? I'm so confused

How do I dry up my wet car carpet?

Until this broken legal system is fixed I'm against the death penalty

@PordanJeterson

@VeganMGTOW @Tfmonkey

Ok but you're still missing the point.

He said he's tired of hearing about crypto.

You KNEW that and trolled him anyway instead of just explaining your POV in a mature way like you are now.

I'm saying this as someone who's been blocked MANY a times, sometimes it's best to just drop a topic and move on.

@shortstories

@redmaple

Marcus on metaphysics of mgtow made a great video on on pragma vs eros and other types of love.

Unfortunately English only has one word for love and it makes this stuff unnecessarily hard to express

@marlathetourist

You HAVE to homeschool your kids if you're going to go into that line of work. It's only fair
@Stahesh

@redmaple
@shortstories I agree with everything except:

> Love is stupid

Love is great, just don't base major life decisions around temporal emotional states.

Thanks to big pharma unless you're a virgin you've stuck your dick in crazy

@Scubbie

@UncleIroh @FinalDresdonation

A business bank account allows me to separate personal expenses from business expenses for tax advantages.

It also gives me a separate line of credit. Banks are a lot more lenient and have higher credit limits for businesses credit than personal credit lines.

plus it's nice having physical card for my business 😎

@UncleIroh

@FinalDresdonation

No problem!

Furthermore if it wasn't for the Internet id be vaxxed and married...

AND I couldn't get a biz bank account opened easily.

But thanks to do tech companies I have a biz bank account and a line of 💳 soon 🙏🏿

So yeah I'm a bit biased on the information superhighway.

@UncleIroh

@FinalDresdonation

That's a great analysis but in my opinion as soon as the first atomic bomb was dropped the existential danger was there.

The internet leveled the playing field for the middle/ lower classes to get proper information and cooperate on a large scale.

Ex. IDK who or where you are. You could be a glowie for all I know but you ended up getting me closer to my dad LOL.

That and bypassing gatekeepers alone makes it a win in my book

@Stahesh

@Zeb

I've seen too much confident incompetence to feel A SHRED of imposter syndrome.

The memes made me chuckle though

@FinalDresdonation

@UncleIroh

I'm biased but thanks to the Internet I met good friends, started my business and found fantastic free entertainment.

The Internet is a tool. What you do with it is your problem

@Mongoliaboo

No need. You can't sexually harass someone that isn't physically there lol.

One of the beauties of working remote is I don't have to worry about that bullshit

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