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@doggel
Agreed but where I'm at people don't follow the speed limit AT ALL to the point where driving at a same speed puts you at risk

@UncleIroh

@brimshae

More conspiracy theory coping.

People have been preaching doom and gloom and it never comes to pass.

Remember Y2K? We're still here

In all seriousness the country is collapsing but none knows exactly when and it's probably not anytime soon

@fal1026

@Stahesh @UncleIroh

I wasn't even trying to go in on women today but those memes cracked me up 😂

@Mongoliaboo
I agree.

It was a figure of speech to emphasize how the new people were so terrible they made me "nostalgic" for the old ones.

I don't actually miss any of them. I still hate them all but there's too many of them and not enough time in the day to eradicate them.

So I bitch on mastodon instead 😂

@shortstories

My bad I didn't even notice that typo LOL I was talking about finances.

Ideally no previous fiances either though

@fal1026

> That's unicorn material

Sadly you're right but for me to commit I need all 5

> you're going to have to settle for 2 outta 5.

Nah I'm just leaving the west. These women here are just not worth investing in

@shortstories
True but let's be honest if they were in your group you'd take the risk and spend them anyway
@Mongoliaboo @sardonicsmile

@Mongoliaboo is right

@sardonicsmile People are tribal

If they see themselves in you they will co-sign whatever it is that you do no matter how little sense it makes.

If they don't then they pretend you don't exist.

This is why southerners cosign treason, black people cosign crime, and muslims cosign terrorism.

Ingroup bias is a helluva drug

@Mr_Mister
Good to hear!

RN I'm working a job with some dumbass people but I've got my eye on the prize and within 5 years I plan on blowing this popsicle stand

@Mongoliaboo

@shortstories

> It's kind of a joke that QWERTY is still the norm.

In America we pride ourselves on our stubbornness and uniqueness.

So even though we use the customary system which is completely inefficient compared to the metric system we don't care because were unique.

And most people can barely type on The QWERT layout and have no desire to learn the DVORAK even though it's much more ergonomic SMH

@shortstories i can type without looking at the keys but I still have a reference sheet for less used characters since I use DVORAK layout.

Type as much as I do and you get used to the split layout a few weeks

@Mongoliaboo

@Scubbie I'm shocked, that price that actually sounds kind of reasonable

@YoMomz

Thanks! @Mongoliaboo

Somehow I didn't realize how easy it was to have bas posture while typing until the pain came.

IMO every keyboard should be ergonomic

@redmaple

@Based_Accelerationist @ButtWorldsMan
My beef with the the jab was that is was MANDANTORY.

Mandatory jabs = no bodily sovereignty.

No body sovereignty= bring on the chips because you're propery of the state.

People try nee meds all the time so IDC about that. Just don't force your untested shit on me

@Mr_Mister

> it’s gonna come down to men without families to do everything.

IDK how patriotic you are but if you're not i suggest getting a 2nd passport and dipping before the collapse.

As for me there's nothing here with saving

@RoninGrey

1. You have great taste in women she's gorgeous.

> is the best "female" companion I've had

One thing I keep trying to stress to people who are anti sex dolls is that it's really sad and inanimate object is able to compete with w/ living one.

As someone still wrangling with modern thots with middling success i instinctually wanted to say:

"Yeah but real girls provide x y and z."

But outside ~2 girls I can't say that...

I'm glad you're happy tho. That's what matters